These are some nasty ass figures.

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Roman Raizen via Unsplash


This is, unbelievably, what the state of South Carolina deems to be of utmost importance with the state of the world as it is today.

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Bianca Burg, Unsplash


Ew, Boy, go away.

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Thank You, Mary, Mother Of Christ.

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Um, Me, Bitch. That’s who.

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I mean, this kid is a fucking clown.

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It’s beginning to look a lot like I am enjoying this.

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I may be doing the most.


And the fact that this is still a legitimate problem that can be ranked is vile.

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via Unsplash


He stresses about the time like I stress about my hair frizzing.

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April Hawkins, Ask A Bitchface

Freelance writer, Poet basically since birth. Defender of dogs and underdogs, follow me on Substack @askabitchface.substack.com

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